Top 5 Coastal Cities in Croatia to Visit this Spring Split

23 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Croatia!

Croatia is really nothing special. Full of things you see all the time.

Beaches here are pretty ordinary.

Like this one.

Bol na Braču beach

The city architecture is absolutely horrendous.


I mean, who on Earth would come here?

Mali Lošinj

Or here?

Move along, nothing to see here as well.

Hopefully, you’re never hungry because there is no good food here.

Dalmatian coast food

Not even in the local markets.

In some places, they think they are Italy.

Arena Pula

And in others, they try to be like France.

Lavander fields Croatia

Credits: i.imgur

And they even copied Spanish jamon.

Delicious meat

Nature here is just like anywhere else in the world.

Plitvice lakes in Croatia

With nothing special to offer.

Motovun in Istria, Croatia

Credits: Istria100


Wonderful Croatia

Totaly boring.

Wonderful Croatia

Like the sunsets.

Sunsets on wonderful Croatian coast

They aren’t romantic either.

Sunsets on wonderful Croatian coast

Some crazy people go skiing here.

Skiing in Croatia

And some think there is something unusual to do. Blah.

Diving in Croatia

To top it all, Croatians do not know to have fun.

Parties in Croatia

And they don’t care about culture. So what if you can see Goya, Velasquez, Rubens, Van Dyik or Renoir paintings in Mimara museum ?

Literally, anywhere else in the world would be better.

Wonderful Croatian coast

Because Croatia totally sucks.

Wonderful Croatian coastal cities

P.S. We hope you understand that this article is written in a sarcastic way. We love Croatia very much and we believe it’s one of most beautiful countries in Europe. 😉

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