Croatia is really nothing special. Full of things you see all the time.
Beaches here are pretty ordinary.
Like this one.
The city architecture is absolutely horrendous.
I mean, who on Earth would come here?
Move along, nothing to see here as well.
Hopefully, you’re never hungry because there is no good food here.
Not even in the local markets.
In some places, they think they are Italy.
And in others, they try to be like France.
And they even copied Spanish jamon.
Nature here is just like anywhere else in the world.
With nothing special to offer.
Like the sunsets.
They aren’t romantic either.
Some crazy people go skiing here.
And some think there is something unusual to do. Blah.
To top it all, Croatians do not know to have fun.
And they don’t care about culture. So what if you can see Goya, Velasquez, Rubens, Van Dyik or Renoir paintings in Mimara museum ?
Literally, anywhere else in the world would be better.
Because Croatia totally sucks.
P.S. We hope you understand that this article is written in a sarcastic way. We love Croatia very much and we believe it’s one of most beautiful countries in Europe. 😉